Marital Bliss.

Actual conversation between Aaron and me (Aaron starts):

"Babe, I'm thinking about taking a training class for work, but guess what date it's on?"

"Uh, I don't know."

"Just guess."

"Um, June 29th."

"No."

"My birthday."

"No."

"Your birthday."

"No."

"I don't know, Aaron."

"Just keep guessing."

"July 4th, December 25th, January 1st, August 1st...."

"Sharon.  Really?  Start your numbers at the beginning."

"Um, okay. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.....oooohhhh. August 8th...our anniversary?"

"Uh, yeah......you just forgot our anniversary didn't you?"

"What?! No!  I just.....didn't know you were looking for specific dates."

"You went through every important date of the year, except our anniversary.  You forgot!"

"NO, I didn't forget!  I just saved it for last."

"You forgot."

"I don't like you."

"I'm surprised you even remember we're married."